A soda syphon adds a degree of retro sophistication to any event with a squirt of seltser from your soda syphon:
Any drink can be improved by the addition of a bit of fizz.
We are partial to fizzy chilled vodka here at Cheeky Monkey Cream Chargers - and after a few slugs of that then we quite like to squirt carbonated water at small animals.
A gush of soda out of one of these syphons directed at a dog is fun because they open their mouth to catch it - some obscure residual instinct from before man had learned to walk on two legs and dogs ruled the earth. The four legged beasts roamed the savanna only stopping to pause at soda bars for a bit of fun and a cocktail.
If you fancy doing something different with you soda syphon try a game of Soda-Power:
What you need - two soda syphons, water, table, CO2 charhers, gerbil
- Place the rodent in the middle of the table
- Each player takes it in turn to soda-power the gerbil over the opposition's side of the table
- For experts - blindfold the animal
Don't be wet and flat - get a sparkle on with Cheeky Monkey soda syphon. Those little bubbles of Carbon Dioxide gas are what makes it all worth while. Fizz up your cocktails and sparkle up your world.
Even normal tap water is drastically improved when it's been pumped up with gas.
Sparklets and flavourings too...
We all know that carbon dioxide is slowly heating up the atmosphere and melting polar bears - that is everyone except Daily Mail readers.
It is sad to think of hungry bears eating KFC chicken out of dustbins because all of the seals have gone away.
It is also sad to think that drinks could be uncarbonated and flat.
You pays your money and takes your choices.
It is also worth noting that Nitrous Oxide is also a contributor to global warming - this Cheeky Monkey is going to be responsible a lot of really unhappy polar bears!
It is a good job we all cycle to work and don't fly short haul - unless we are in a hurry.
Carbon Dioxide gas is only slightly soluble in water - which is why it likes to bubble out again. It is also acidic so even water gets a bit tangy when you have soda syphoned it.
CO2 is also a producer of acid rain - so at least the polar bears can laugh at out dying forests as they float past Cornwall on bits of ice-shelf!
